TUESDAY DOOMSDAY

HI THERE.
I am an art student and a professional procrastinator.
This tumblr is just a collection of things I find either hilarious, beautiful, interesting, or any combination of the above.

allister-flowerster:

unironic-enthusiast:

Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”: 

“Got Laid Parade”

Yes.

“stride of pride”

“post-cock walk”

“just-touched-a-butt strut”

“took off my pants dance”

“g-spot trot”

“had fun with the clit, time to split”

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

cumber-porn:

HERE’S MY 5000 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!! 

THIS TIME THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS …… ALL NAMES WILL BE PICKED AT RANDOM

The first name drawn can pick any 3 items, the second name will pick 2 items & the final name will be sent what remains

OK SO THIS IS WHATS ON OFFER

1: Genuine Evans Lichfield Union Jack cushion 18x13 inches ( as seen on the Sherlock series )

2: New & unread copy of Wreck, by Reapersun

3: Selection of London Tea ( Earl Grey x2 , English Breakfast Tea x2 , English Afternoon Tea x2 )

4: Sherlock Holmes Print ( from the Sherlock Holmes museum A4 )

5: ” John ” mug

6: Sherlock Holmes postcard ( from the Sherlock Holmes museum )

7: Sherlock Holmes, Baker Street key ring ( from the Sherlock Holmes museum )

RULES:

This is a giveaway for my followers, so you must be following me.

You can re-blog as often as you like but don’t spam your followers, likes also count.

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS! I WILL CHECK!!

I will post anywhere in the world, free!

PLEASE HAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN & REPLY WITHIN 48 HOURS! If I have no response someone else will be picked!

MY GIVEAWAY WILL RUN UNTIL SATURDAY 1st DECEMBER

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!

(via geothebio)